Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
So you know that marine I slept with, well his girlfriend just told me I was pretty, I almost feel bad for sleeping with him now...
Dont! You were just serving you country
Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
ill drive you to the airport today if we can have sex first
i left yesterday
ill pick you up from the airport on sunday if we can have sex after
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