I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
My liver is whispering mean things about me to my kidneys. It's a fucking miracle I'm not hungover. Lol
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
I probably should have told her I was actually the drunkest one there before she let me pierce her ear
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