I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
i just opened a seperate checking account to keep track of how much i make and spend on our keggers
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
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This tent reeks of fear and sangria
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
Just realized that St. Patty's is on a Saturday this year in case you were interested in coming to New York and redefining bender with me.
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
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So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
I went to the strip club tonight. I had never gone, and in a panic I gave the dancer giving me a lap dance a handshake and introduced myself. Redefines business casual.
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
Why do I feel so obligated to masterbate just because I’m single and it’s valentines Day...
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