Im listening to a jazz version of dick in a box.
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
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