Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
I just realized that there are baby oil soaked hand prints on the wall over my bed. Last night was a good night.
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.
I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
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