At some point I made a semi-conscious decision that i was okay with sleeping in my own vomit.
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
Hate the very realistic pregnancy dreams. Like my dream when I birthed the pirate ships. SO REAL...
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
In my defense I didn't know there was concrete on the other side of that fence when I tossed him over it.
You're both fucking idiots and this is why I should never let you two drink alone.
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
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