Sometimes, dog treats look like people treats.
Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
He yelled "CARLI LLOYD" and then kicked the cake off the table. Soccer is making monsters out of us.
Text me later if you aren't dead and wanna have a drink later
I officially have worse injuries from a baby shower than roller derby.
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
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