? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
So that wine I told you about is vile...
That the stuff you brewed in your dorm closet? Are you actually going to drink it?
Yup. It's drinkable. Might go blind, but I've got to use my chemistry minor for something.
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
That was right around the time that the drunken mess pulled out his dick in front of myself and like 10 other people and started peeing all over the train platform while saying, "Sometimes a bear gets you brother. Sometimes a bear gets you."
Pretty standard Thursday night commute for you, no?
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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