the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
Jesus knows you're telling a lie.
Jesus stopped reading my text messages when I started drunk texting boys to hookup
She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
He's fat, has man boobs, and is uncircumsized. I feel like I won the last woman on earth prize.
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
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