Eating a burrito bowl w/ queso sauce is about as cool as the first time you have sex w/ out a condom
omg omg i just fucked paul. i need to stop doing this kind of thing.
wait, who's paul?
exactly.
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
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A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
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Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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