Sometimes he's such a bitch I forget that he's not actually a girl. Last night I asked him if I could borrow a tampon.
He had some in his pocket. That was weird.
I woke up and there was 3 different size condom wrappers on the floor. What is this goldie locks and the 3 condoms???
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over.
what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper.
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He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
I put labels all over the house on things I think are mine. A cactus, the dog, and a bottle of wine.
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
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He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
I'm eating a bagel on the toilet and watching porn. Trust me, I've got my priorities straight.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
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