He just told me he would murder a thousand dolphins to be with me. Quite the charmer.
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
I just want nice things and good sex
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
My mom said she saw you at the grocery store. Said you looked like you were "headed for a Lindsay Lohan quarter life crisis of sorts"
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
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