so that wasnt chicken after all
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
nutella sex= disaster
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
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He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
If I had a quarter for every time I had sex in your bed while you were out of town, I would probably be a lot more willing to buy you new sheets. Hope you're having a nice vacation.
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
seis de mayo is my least favoite holiday because i usually spend it in bed sobbing over my poor life decisions from the night before.
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
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After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
just had a woman ask me to donate my eggs so that her baby could look like me. don't know whether to get a restraining order or be flattered. thoughts?
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
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