The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
he emptied an entire bag of goldfish onto the bed and rolled around yelling the theme to jaws trying to eat them
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
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P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
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I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
Just showered and cleaned every bit of sex off of me cuz i have a feelin my stepmom has jesus powers and would be able to smell it on me
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