As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
its not a holiday until ive ruined the family picture because im drunk
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
Some kids in a school bus just saw me jacking off in my car. This is how 89% of children find out about sex.
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
That was before I lit my hair on fire
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
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