D3 body, D1 cock
I'm drinking early times at a fridays on wednesday night. This entire bar is going to see my dick by last call.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
You sprayed lemon pledge on your crotch because it was "dusty"
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
I don't know who's more excited for you to come home. Me or my vagina
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
this whole "benign brain tumor" is truly a blessing in disguise. I almost want to start bringing MRIs to the bar because sympathy pussy is flowing like the nile
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
How naked do you want me to be?
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