also, made friends with this 75 year old millionaire Tony who likes to mosh. Don't ask.
Hungover. Be in at noonish. Turn my monitor on and put a hot cup of coffee on my desk so the boss thinks I'm in
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
my desire to fuck abstract ideas (bravery, love, popsicls,,) increases by 8bajillion% when I'm high
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
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