But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
Hows this for an invention: a toilet that weighs your poop
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
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