Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
We can't ever have kids because there's a chance that they'll end up just like us.
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
Do you think I could convince a doctor that my uterus is poisoning me? It wouldn't technically be a lie. It does more harm than good.
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
I just found a samari sword in the couch. I'm about to take like 5 shots and pretend to be captain jack sparrow
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