I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
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terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
Food poisoning on first date... Still rode the mechanical bull like a champ
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
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"Local woman assaults strangers with sex toy" is a headline I never want to be about me.
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
I also need to get my life together but instead I just eat spoonfuls of Nutella. We can't win 'em all
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
Randomize