one might say we're banned from that church
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
I just puked into a plastic bag at a red light. Go me.
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
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