He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
I would explain the ketchup stains in the bed to him but saying I just got my period is so much less embarrassing...
Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
When you make me feel sane and well-adjusted, it is time to reevaluate your night out habits. Just sayin'.
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
drunk me cartwheeled over a turtle sandbox & slit my foot open on a cinder block. how do you explain that to a doctor?
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
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