His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
Also, my phone autocorrects ENABLER to all caps. I think I drunk text the word too often.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
Also. Picked being late to work over the maid finding my vibrator. Life choices....
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
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