Remember that night when i almost got you arrested? Is that funny yet?
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
my mom just told me its unladylike to have toothpaste stains on my clothes all the time.. if she only knew.
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
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Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
Sangria Sundays can't keep happening. Even my second grade students know I'm hungover. Benji even gave me his oreos its that bad
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
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