I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
yeah so this exboyfriend of yours reckons you're still together and he punched me in the face cos i slept with you last week. you might wanna have a word with him or at a minimum change your facebook status.
Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
My mom's mothers day present consisted of a card, chocolate and the rose bush I threw up in as I was getting in last night. She loved it.
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
i think i scared a bird with my dick
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
Reading an example in the GRE study book referencing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles while wearing TMNT pajamas. *airfist*
omg please tell me you're eating pizza right now too.
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
You're finding a boat, I'm going to sleep with a guy that lives above a bar and has 24 hour access. We are really nailing this adulting thing
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
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