Lauren will drop me off I'll be drunk ride you for a little bit and then you can go to sleep
sorry. that wasn't for you
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
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Based off of the soaking wet clothes/towels/rugs, Eiffel Tower statue and monkey in the bathtub, I'm going to assume drunk me took a bath.
Are you really alive right now?
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
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Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
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