Grow some girl-balls and come out already
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
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you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
He walked into the bar right as I was licking the shotglass clean. We made eye contact for way too long..
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
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Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
Like an undercooked grilled cheese that got cold again. But hairy.
And there goes my desire for sandwiches. Forever.
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
according to the calendar even that i put in my phone last night, i'm supposed to fuck shit up at 11am today... i really hope i didn't miss something important
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