Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
Sorry I thought I was a lizard earlier.
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
There's a dryer on fire at the laundromat, and everyone's just standing around taking pictures. Except me. I'm texting.
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
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