Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
Best friends brother. Beat that.
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
Dude. Steinbecking. It's when you double-fist coffee and alcohol to help you meet a writing deadline.
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
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