Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
the chips you spilled whiskey on is not the same thing as Irish breakfast potatoes
They didn't have a "sorry I was late for your birthday party because I was getting arrested" card.
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
Naked chocolate chip pancake making. I just spilled mix all over the place. My boobs are covered in flour. This is not going well.
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
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