was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
Brought out my three foot martini glass last night, that explains why I haven't left my bed all day long.
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed
We left the bar in 2 bicycle cabs. It cost thirty bucks and they took us to the wrong hotel. When we finally made it to the right one we ended up in a room with three randos from alaska. Jammed out with them for like an hour. Those inuits are good guitar players
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
How did you not realize the handbrakes were stuck?
I thought I was just out of shape.
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
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