i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
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Roommate is high and swore off off the diet. Said she wants to make everyone else fat since it'd be easier. She spent today baking 3 dozen brownies for the office tomorrow and is already down to 24.
When I say I took advantage of you when you were drunk, I mean that I convinced you to let me paint cute little panda bears on all of your toenails.
I've shit my pants 4 times in 12 hours... Never trust a fart when u pass 30
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
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Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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