dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
Apparently Chef Boyardee is the only guy I'm taking home tonight.
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
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He passed out mid-signature
I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
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I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
God I need to hump something, right now.
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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