the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
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I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
Apparently stumbling across interstate bridges is not cause for concern but screaming Wookie noises at cars is. Thanks, cops.
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
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I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
It's been so long since I had sex I might propose to the next girl who will sleep with me.
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