So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
I've blown a few things in my day
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
I just met his wife...she told me they have been having marriage problems and are spending his paychecks on marriage counseling...then she cried on my shoulder...NOW i feel like a bitch.
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
2 rounds of irish car bombs have already been taken to your 5 year sober anniversary
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
Yeah, I wish I could have one upped you. But all I did was ride circles around a cop on a stolen bicycle while laughing at him for telling me to stop riding on the sidewalk.
That girl from the bar sent me a text saying that she wants to wear my cock as a hat. A cock hat. Is that good or bad?
The worst part about getting "creative" and by that i mean baked is that i just wanna get laid right now and all im doing is eating nachos
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
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