R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
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The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
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Because nothing screams stable like yelling at a guy in a bar because last time you hooked up he stole your underwear.
Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
Getting a lap dance from a girl you went to high school with really isn't as awkward as you'd think
And she called me out by name, nothing could have made it more awkward but it ended up not being that bad
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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