Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
im holly from the hills drunk
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
Surveying the reception hall and I'm fearing the worst possible thing that could ever happen...this might be a dry wedding.
.,.,you might have to leave
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
are you inviting me to ice cream?
the subtext of everything i say to you is inviting you to ice cream
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
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