Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
Nothing says I have a hang over like telling your boss to "eat your shit"
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
Decided against hooking up with creepy stalker guy for a ride to work. I feel I've earned a few self respect points back.
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
When have you ever know me to go too far?
Besides the alcoholism, the HR issues, and getting fired from Best Buy for tackling a display?
Yeah. Besides those.
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
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