i don't plan on having that self control this summer
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
Sorry, I know you're at the airport but a gram of coke is missing so good luck with security!
Just remembered I said your cat looked delicious last night.
had a dream you helped me fill my shoes with yogurt. we were even like "why didn't we think of this before?!" like it was just so obvious
that sounds like something we'd do... we're onto something here
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
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