if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
Nothing like a false "my-dad-found-my-weed" alarm on Christmas day.
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
He stopped his car in the middle of ongoing traffic to ask me to marry him. Then he got pulled over. Yeah I'd say the slutty Dallas Cowboys costume was a success.
Your hotness may or may not have landed him in jail.
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
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