There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
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how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
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My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
So hungover and decided to eat a burrito and a pot brownie for dinner, this is what adulthood looks like.
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
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