Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
In your drunken brilliance did you make bagel with what appears to be mac and cheese smeared on top and pink icing dip? Because if so it is sitting on the counter
they're like a gay fantastic four
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
How external is "for external use only"?
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
What the hell happened to the sandwich meat I just bought?
After you smoked, you made 8 ham sandwiches.
Guess that explains the mysterious disappearance of the bread...
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
Randomize
