Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
Just Everbombed a Guiness to make up for cutting out early last night. Also the Mars probe. Happy birthday motherfucker!
you got in a fight with your imaginary friend last night when he didn't catch you after a surprise trust fall
You mistakenly try to piss in a cactus bush ONE TIME and are forever dubbed cactus ass
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
I'm doing my drinking workout. 20 pushups for each beer I finish. I should write a fucking book
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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