You work out of a Hotel?
I woke up in a stranger's bathtub with a broken shower curtain as my blanket.
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
Welp, she's chewing our paper towels again. She's like an obnoxiously hot puppy
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
I know I swore I wouldn't go home with him, but he whispered that he had taquitos and you know how much drunk me loves taquitos.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
So the door man at the local dispensary started giving me motivational talks about my beard...
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
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