i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
you kept yelling at her to "show me your genitals" until the bouncers told us to leave...at which point you showed them YOUR genitals...
please don't ever take me to a strip club again...
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
I didn't have cash to pay cover at the bar, so I traded the bouncer a Krispy Kreme doughnut i had in my purse
She just walked out of her bedroom naked and asked me to help put her diaper on. Yeah, that pretty much sums up the last 24 hours...
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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