I'm so bored and have no one to sexy text
Is it normal to miss your booty call?
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
i woke up and the dog was eating spaghetti off my chest.
I sobered up in the middle of it, that I was hooking up with him in a rosemary bush. I woke up smelling like a pasta dish
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
You offered him a “Sorry I Blew Your Brother” Blowjob. How does that make it right?
I promised him it would be better than the one I gave his brother which is really nice of me since their actually only half brothers and his brother is cuter
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
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