I hope mine doesn't look like that
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
I managed to get through my meeting without throwing up in someone else's office, so there's that for an accomplishment today.
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
So I'm just casually at the grocery store when I remember that there's still a clove of garlic in my vagina
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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