FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
just opened a can of spagetti o's with a butter knife. the things u will do for food when ur stoned.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
You won't wear your Santa suit, I can't get trashed, and you won't use handcuffs! This is the worst Christmas EVER.
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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