her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
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He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
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I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
Did I really make a PSA to that garage party that you wanted to bang him?
You gave a whole fucking speech. It was inspiring.
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
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