so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
I hate the hobo that sits outside our building
Joe or Chris?
do i even wanna kno y u kno their names?
well i came home drunk one night and Chris offered me a beer as i was coming in, it was kinda weird but i wasn't goin to deny a free beer. you're proolly talkin about Joe though, he's the one with the fucked up eye.
this blows. i told the guy at the bar that i was the DD and it was like i just announced over megaphone that i had genital herpes. no one will talk to me now.
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
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We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
I'm using my ex bfs phone number to look up his Kroger card so I can get a discount on condoms...yep this is my life
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
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This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
I'm hoarding IKEA meatballs in my purse
Hey so I got my period
Thank god I wasn't ready to deal with sober you for 9 months
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
Do you think it's a bad sign of the outcome of the pregnancy test I'm about to take that I was eating a fudgsicle on the way into the drugstore? Would it make worse to tell you I also bought a big ass bag of Cornnuts?
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