If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
He walked around my apt complex completely naked and started peeing in the maintenance because he thought it was the bathroom. So yeah, pretty drunk.
Woke up in a fanny pack with a bag of cocaine on my cheek
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
I tried to get the guy I like to “spit shake” on a sexual bet... why am I such a bro fml
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
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