But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
New rule: no balls on the kitchen counter.
My boss just called me into his office to apologize for being an "inadvertant cockblock"
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
We're in the emergency room. He concussed himself trying to pop all the bubbles on my "one bubble a day" wall calender with his face.
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
Is her dick bigger than yours?
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
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