Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
I woke up this morning with a bag of pepperonis in my bed.... and my facebook status was "pepperonis"
I think I should receive an honorary Heisman... I mean, I did sleep with two of the finalists
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
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dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
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I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
I was shitfaced. I filled my contact case WITH TANNING LOTION
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
I think you might be the first man ever to describe getting a blowjob as "neat"
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
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