8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
My professor just used "labia" and "numchucks" in the same sentence. I am dying.
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
I swear he shrunk like 2 inches. Remind me that drunk sex needs to remain drunk sex.
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
Apparently mr clean magic erasers don't clean blood off the ceiling
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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