Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
you have to give me like a days notice for these kinds of things, you cant just call at 9 am and expect me to be sober
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
When he was fat he reminded me of my high school best friend and I just wanted to hug him and hug him. Also, he's funny and humor is the fastest way into my pants after Doctor Who and liquor.
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
Jesus fucking Mary Christ if I have to clean shit out of my fucking bathtub one more fucking time I'm gonna murder a fucking kitten
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