i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
Gave out candy dressed as a porn star...bet you can guess how the mothers kept reacting.
Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
If I should ask "why am I still single?" could someone please remind me of shooting mike and ikes out of my nose at the bartender last Saturday. many thanks
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
Reached a new low last night. Passed out. With my pants down. On the toilet. At ihop. Waitress had to wake me up.
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
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