nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
He called me a "functional alcoholic" like its a bad thing.
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
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I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
Fun Fact: I do not remember what its like to be sober between drinking off and on for two weeks at my "vacation" and being on painkillers for my mouth now
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
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I know you just got dumped by your gf but believe there is still good in the world. I just smoked a joint and took a fucking unbelievable poop. Give me a call tomorrow.
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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